Excellent work
You are in.

You’ll hear from us real soon with all
things Paines Farmhouse

Back to homepage
Airstream_01
Is Here

AirStream_01 ('Air Jordan')

AIRSTREAM

Our ultimate caravan experience is onstream and AIRSTREAM. A classic four sleeper 1973 silver cigar perched on top of the hill. Enjoy unmatched views of the Weald of Kent from your extra large private deck or enjoy a beer under the stars while you throw another log on the adjacent stone lined fire pit. We *love* the Airstream.

AIRSTREAM_01 is located high on the hill at Paines Farmhouse (our highest location) and aside from that achingly cool iconic silver cigar design (did we mention that?) it also features your own private extra large deck area to entertain - and be entertained by. A short amble down the hill brings you within reach of the_Cantina (which has a wonderful wood burner and retro games machine with all your favourite time wasters from the 8-bit world of video games (Space Invaders, Pacman, and the 3x Great G's - Galaxians, Galaga and Gyruss).

AROUND THE AIRSTREAM

We are great believers in our B'n'B mantra, and that's #YourStayYourWay... so we've tried to ensure that we've got you covered no matter what you want your break to be.

As with all our spaces you can get your Bear Grylls on and cook on the fire pit outside, or you can step inside and enjoy the near kitchen quality cooking facilities, brand new top of the range fridge and hot running water (oh yes).

Of course if that all seems like too much hard work there's also the option of home cooked meals and our patented do-it-yourself breakfast hampers. Simply lie back and relax on the 'so many thread count 5 star hotel we've lost count' bed linen and we've got you covered.

Ok, ok, ok... that's enough, you get the idea! We love having people stay at the plains of Paines, so like to make sure that you've got everything you need for the mini-adventure of a lifetime.

1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
2
1