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TAB_01 (The Glade)

SMALL BUT PERFECTLY FORMED

Our very first little home from home, opened April 2016, and already dearly loved by all who have sailed in her...

The TAB_01 caravan is located in The Glade at Paines Farmhouse, and features not only all of the compact and wonderful awesomeness of its kick-ass German efficiency in design, but also features your own private gladed area to potentially add in additional tents (which we recommend filling with friends to help with your own mini-festival vibe), the_Cantina (which has a wonderful wood burner and retro games machine with all your favourite time wasters from the 8-bit world of video games (Space Invaders, Pacman, and the 3x Great G's - Galaxians, Galaga and Gyruss).

Then there's also our rather lovingly restored K8 British Telephone Box, that houses the warmest of power showers, so that you can you can get clean and be inside whilst also outside at the same time. Handy that.

AROUND THE T@B

We are great believers in our B'n'B mantra, and that's #YourStayYourWay... so we've tried to ensure that we've got you covered no matter what you want your break to be.

You can get your Bear Grylls on and cook on the fire pit outside, or you can channel your inner Jamie Oliver and cook something fancy on the 2x gas ring hobs inside the_TAB itself.

There's a very lovely leather Roberts DAB radio for your audio needs, and an Nespresso machine (What else...?) for those who need a hit of something stronger than Grimmy to get them going in the morning. We've got some tea, and pots, and pans, and cutlery, and some nice fresh water, and we provide each guest with a complimentary bottle of local Owlet Juice with something chocolate and naughty as well. Then there's also the option of home cooked meals, or do-it-yourself breakfast hampers that are AMAZING!

Ok, ok, ok... that's enough, you get the idea! We love having people stay at the plains of Paines, so like to make sure that you've got everything you need for the mini-adventure of a lifetime.

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