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TAB_02 (The Secret Garden)

SMALL_ish BUT STILL PERFECTLY FORMED

Our second little home from home, opened October 2016, is as compact and bijou as her Teutonic sister, but also just that little bit roomier...

TAB_02 can be found in the Secret Garden at Paines Farmhouse, and features not only all of the compact and wonderful awesomeness of its kick-ass German efficiency in design, but also features your own private, walled area to get away in... and you could of course also potentially add in additional tents (which we recommend filling with friends to help with your own mini-festival vibe)..

There's a nice outdoor eco-friendly toilet and shower block that's just for your use, oh and then there is the world class pizza oven and prep area on your own private deck... SAY WHAT?!?!? oh yes, indeed... .

AROUND TAB_02

We are great believers in our B'n'B mantra, and that's #YourStayYourWay... so we've tried to ensure that we've got you covered no matter what you want your break to be.

You can get your Bear Grylls on and cook on the fire pit outside, or you can channel your inner Jamie Oliver and cook something fancy on the 3x gas ring hobs inside the_TAB itself, or of course you can use the super smart 450c outdoor pizza oven that you can access only a couple of feet away from your own private covered deck

There's a very lovely leather Roberts DAB radio for your audio needs, and a pizza oven (did we mention that already? We've got some tea, and pots, and pans, and cutlery, and some nice fresh water, and we provide each guest with a complimentary bottle of local Owlet Juice with something chocolate and naughty as well. Then there's also the option of home cooked meals, or do-it-yourself breakfast hampers that are AMAZING!

Oh, and whilst we're pretty sure that we've mentioned the pizza oven already, it's probably also worth mentioning that we can offer a 'ready-to-go' pizza kit including home-made dough, passata and the ingredients of your choice, or if you've got pizza skills that pay bills then of course just bring and make your own!

Ok, ok, ok... that's enough, you get the idea! We love having people stay at the plains of Paines, so like to make sure that you've got everything you need for the mini-adventure (or not so mini Netflix 'n' chill session) of a lifetime.

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